Big Friendly and I are probably the only two human beings in SA who watch the ridiculously named Kaboom pro 2020 domestic tournament. Ok, ok, it really is obscure, but, is it just me who finds the new Standard Bank ‘dancing girls’ completely, totally ridiculous and squeamishly embarrassing? I remember with the international championship there were those teams of dancers who jumped up after every four or six and did a funky little routine, but these new girls in their jean pant and black Standard Bank boob tubes are the pits. They don’t do steps or anything choreographed, they just wiggle and air hump and drag their arms over their hair. I showed Big Friendly how and he rolled off the couch. Granted, I was lying on the other one, so I can imagine what it must have looked like. Get them outa there!