Chill. Don’t tell me to chill. Who ever thought that one up? If someone is getting upset, the last thing they want to hear is “just chill”. Don’t tell me to relax. Same shit different word.

Don’t tell me, this isn’t personal but. It’s a lie. It’s either personal or not personal. The but means that you’re saying it isn’t, but it is.

Don’t say sorry if you aren’t. I can tell if you mean it or not.

Don’t tell me it’s “it’s not my problem”. I know. I don’t need to hear it from you. It might be my problem but maybe you’re the cause.

And don’t mention waking up or beds or wrong sides. My bed has one side. It’s the same story every day.