My friend and finder of all things completely weird and arbitrary, Rudy, sent me this link this morning. And the world of the interweb just gets weirder. Check out http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Making_up_Oscar_Wilde_quotes where you can make up your own Oscar Wilde quotes. Why? Who cares? Just do it.
I think it’s fair to add that this is a pic of Oscar, not me, or Rudy.