I don’t know whether to laugh or cry. I have just been online and had a look at my brand new Standard Bank account that I was forced to open so they could pay me back the R7213.77 they stole from me and they have invented the arbitrary number of R2000 and put it into this new account. I kid you not. Please join me on Twitter (@meganshead) to RT the shit out of this crooked, vile, idiotic company. Standard Blank take things to new lows.