Tonight is going to be really hard for me. I will be ripped two separate ways by my two big loves. Here’s the thing. Every Tuesday night we perform TheatreSports at The Kalk Bay Theatre. I love it. I love driving out to Kalk Bay. I love the theatre. I love the staff and management. I love performing there. We even have a big block booking tonight, so we’ll definitely have a good crowd in. Who could ask for anything more?
Well, me actually. You see, it’s the opening game of the cricket World Cup tonight. West Indies against Pakistan. And it starts at 1630 our time. Which means I’ll get 2 and a half hours of the game on Super Sport before I have to go.
Torn, I tell you. Ripped into pieces. Big Friendly is already taunting me. I’m gonna speed home in my jeep to catch the last few balls. But! What if it’s a whitewash? It’ll be over before I get home! Help. I’m going to need special help on Monday and Tuesday nights.