Have you heard a peep about the Poepteas? I know they must be resting (shame) after all those cramps suffered at the world cup. Or nursing hangovers, according to their outgoing fitness coach, who thinks there’s an alcoholÂ problem in the team (surprise! gasp! shock!).Â Really, where are they?Â What are they doing? Are they ALLÂ playing county cricket for Derbyshire or something?