I haven’t read Hogarth’s Mampara of the week yet in the Sunday Slimes, but it doesn’t get worse than…Zoom Zoom Zuma, who had this to say at an NEC meeting dealing with…could you believe…the leaking of the scandal that our stand-in prezzie is having TWO extra-marital affairs? Hai bo! Zuma pledged support to Motlanthe, saying:

“His private life has nothing to do with the way he runs the country or how he executes his tasks as the ANC deputy president.”

He has got to be joking, right? I am for the first time in many years entirely. completely and utterly speechless. WTF?